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29th April 2008

FUNNY HINDI SMS (NEELAM)-7


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FUNNY HINDI SMS (NEELAM)-7

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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.

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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya

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TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

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Hum ji rahe hai, sirf tumhara didar karke,
saans bhi le rahe hai tumhe yaad karke,
khuda ke paas to ek din hum bhi jayege,
per jayenge tera intjaar karke….!

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Aap be padiye aap ke doston ko be bejie

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25th April 2008

SAD HINDI SMS-9 (FWD BY NEELAM)


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SAD HINDI SMS-9
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Hum Dosti Ka Farz Yunhi Nibhate Rahenge,
Waqt Bewaqt Apko Satate Rahenge,
Duva Karo Umar Lambhi Ho Hamari,
Varna Yaad Bankar Apko Zindagi Bhar Rulate Rahenge.

********************************
Kab Ki Pathar Ho Chuki Hein Ye Meri Aankhein Magar
Chhooke Jab Dekha To Haath Geele Ho Gaye

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Unhone Wada To Kiya Tha Khwab Me Milne Ka
Ye Hamari Badnasibi Ki Hame Nind Hi Nahi Aai

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Mere Is Dil Ke Reth Par Tum Chali,
Tere Un Kadmonke Nishan Aaj Bhi Hein.

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Rodiye Hum Jab Ye Jana,
Hum Chale The Wahan Sirf Pathar Bikhare Hue The,
Jahan Koi Nishan Bante Nahi The.

********************************

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25th April 2008

SAD HINDI SMS-3 (FWD BY NEELAM)


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SAD HINDI SMS-3
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Woh Hamare Nahi Toh Kya Ghum Hai
Hum Toh Unhi Ke Hain Yeh Kya Kam Hai.
Na Gum Kam Hain Na Aansu Kam Hain
Dekhte Hain Rulane Wale Mein Kitna Dam Hai

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Kasoor Na Unka Tha Na Hamara,
Hum Dono Hi Rishto Ki Rasam Nibhate Rahe,
Woh Dosti Ka Ehsaas Jatate Rahe,
Hum Mohabbat Ko Dil Me Chhupate Rahe.

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Hum Ruthe To Kiske Bharose,
Kaun Hai Jo Aayega Hume Manane Ke Liye,
Ho Sakta Hai Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko,
Par Dil Kaha Se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane K Liye.

********************************
Sirf Chahne Se Koi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Suraj Ke Samne Kabhi Raat Nahi Hoti,
Hum Chahte Hai Jinhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada,
Wo Samne Hai Par Baat Bhi Nahi Hoti.

********************************

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25th April 2008

SAD HINDI SMS-2 (FWD BY NEELAM)


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SAD HINDI SMS-2
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Takdeer ke hum staaye gaye hain,
Pyaar mein har taraf se thukraaye gaye hain.
Aaj hum gum k musaafir hain,
Magar aise hum the nahi banaaye gaye hain.

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Dill Main Na Ho Jurrat Tu Mohabbat Nahi Milti
Khairaat Main Itni Bari Doulat Nahi Milti
Kuch Log Yoon Hi Sheh’r Main Hum Sey Bhi Khafa Hain
Har Aik Sey Apni Bhi Tabiyat Nahi Milti
Dekha Tha Jisey Main Nay Koi Aur Tha Shaiyad
Wo Koun Hay Jis Sey Teri Sourat Nahi Milti
Hanstey Howe Chehroo.N Sey Hay Bazaar Ki Zeenat
Roney Ko Yahan Waise Bhi Fursat Nahi Milti

********************************
Raastay Khud Hi Tabahi K Nikalay Humnay ,
Kar Diya Dil Kisi Patthar K Hawalay Humnay ,
Haan!! Hume Maalum Hai Kya Cheez Hai Mohabbat Yaaro,
Apna Hi Ghar Jala K Dekhay Hai Ujjalay Humne..

********************************

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