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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Mera mat samajhna.
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Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu
Jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
Magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
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TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
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Hum ji rahe hai, sirf tumhara didar karke,
saans bhi le rahe hai tumhe yaad karke,
khuda ke paas to ek din hum bhi jayege,
per jayenge tera intjaar karke….!
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