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Funny Hindi Sms-15

Hathi ne kaha hathini se jakar,

Sadake jau teri patali kamar par

Funny Hindi Sms-14

Pyar ki sidi par chad to gaye hai,

Par yah nahi socha ki aage gahari khai hai,

Tumako offer de to diya par,

Yah nahi socha ki tumhare piche khada tumhara bhai hai.

Funny Hindi Sms-13

Sare dobhi mare mare feer rahe hai,

Kyunki unake gadhe nahi mil rahe hai,

Gupt khabaro se pata chala hai ki,

Vo sms pad rahe hai

Funny Hindi Sms-12

Kabhi honsla bhi aajmana chahiye,

Bure vakt me bhi muskurana chahiye,

Jab das dino me bhi kujali na mite,

To gyarahway din nahana chahiye

Funny Hindi Sms-11

Kash vade apane tum nibha pate,

Kisi surat me dil mera bahela dete,

10 rupaye nahi the tumhare paas,

to 5 rupaye wala chota coke he pila dete.

Funny Hindi Sms-10

Mana ki humne he cheda tha aap ko,

Par hume dekhkar aap muskurae kyun the?

Agar aap ke shahar me koi hospital nahi thi,

To haddiyan todnewale gunde bulaye kyun the?

Funny Hindi Sms-09

Vo to hume dekhkar aaj bhi muskurate hain,

Vo to hume dekhkar aaj bhi muskurate hain,

Vo to unke bachche he kamine hain,

Jo hume mama mama kahekar bulate hain.

Funny Hindi Sms-08

Hum duva karate hai rab se ki vo,

Aap jaisa dost na banaye,

Ek cartoon jaisi cheej hai hamare paas,

Kahi vo be common na ho jaye.

Funny Hindi Sms-07

Tere ishq me is tarah vakt bita rahe hai,

Tere ishq me is tarah vakt bita rahe hai,

Kabhi pija to kabi ice cream kha rahe hai.

Funny Hindi Sms-06

Yun to hum hai brahmachaaree,Jahan dekhi naari,

Wahan aankh maari.Pat gayee to hamaari,

Varana feer se banake brahmachari,

Next ki karate hai taiyari.