30th November 2008

Mexican driving a BMW

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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

Grand Theft Auto.


Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!


Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?

He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)


Why do Mexicans drive low riders?

They are too short to get into any other type of car.


What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.


Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?


What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s probably yours!


Why are Mexicans so short?

When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”


What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?



How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.


How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

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