Mexican driving a BMW
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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?
Grand Theft Auto.
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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
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Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)
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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
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What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
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Why are Mexicans so short?
When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.