30th November 2008

mexican cookbook

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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken


Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither


how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign


What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)


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