29th
April
2008
FUNNY HINDI SMS (NEELAM)-1
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Patti-patti gulab kya hogi,
Har kali mahaj khwab kya hogi !
Jisne lakhoon haseen dekhe ho,
Uski niyat kharab kya hogi !!
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Suno gaur se pepsi walo,
Buri nazar na coke pe dalo,
Chahe jitna dew pila lo,
Sabse aage hoga NIMBU PANI!!
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Kitini jaldi ye mulaqat guzar jati hai,
Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jati hai,
Apni yadoon se keh du na aaya karein,
Neend aati nahi aur rat guzar jati hai.
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Ae dost teri dosti per naaz karte hai
Har waqt milne ki fariyaad karte hai
Hame nahi pata gharwale batate hai
Hum neend mein bhi aapse baat karte hai.
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