An mexican man goes to the job centre looking for a job… ” We’ve only one job. It’s at Billy Smarts Circus as a lion tamer” woman said at the job centre.
“I can’t do that” says Paddy “It’s easy, just go down there and Billy will take you through it” woman replied…
So , the next day Paddy goes down to the circus, go in the cage and Billy will takes Paddy through step-by-step. Three enourmous lions come towards Paddy… “Crack the whip” Billy says “Crack the whip” So Paddy cracks it and they continue approaching. “Hurray ..what do I do” “Crack it twice, That always works” So he cracks it twice. Lions continue coming… Paddy instructs ” Go in the corner and pick up th sh*t” “Where, There is none” paddy replies “There will be” Replied Billy
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Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na Saab,GF NE Bhikari bana diya!
Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
From: Arjita Jain <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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