18th June 2008

beggar’s story


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Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par Saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na Saab,GF NE Bhikari bana diya!
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Dosti karo college wali se,
Ishq karo office wali se,
Flirt karo pados wali se,
Pyaar karo dilwali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
Aur maar khao ghar wali se.
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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,

Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.
~~~~~~~~~
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
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From: Arjita Jain <arjita_dreams@yahoo.co.in>

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5th June 2008

Sanity poem


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Sanity poem

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Sanity poem

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14th May 2008

Hathaan mein hath milake,


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Hathaan mein hath milake,
Hathaan mein hath milake,
angoothi churake uno chali gayi,
abhi galae milne ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

chay peenae ku aake,
chay peenae ku aake,
saucer churaake uno chali gayi,
abhi full meals ku aari,
kya karati ki kya ki…….

pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
pehlichh mulaakat mein ,
five star mein uno merkoo chunna lagai,
abhi date pe lekae jaao bolri,
kya karati ki kya ki…….
sagai-sagai bolkae,
sagai-sagai bolkae,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shaadi-shaadi bolri
kya karati ki kya ki…….

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