30th November 2008

Mexican without a lawn mower


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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.

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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

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30th November 2008

Mexican invention


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What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s probably yours!

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Why are Mexicans so short?

When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”

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30th November 2008

Mexican driving a BMW


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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

Grand Theft Auto.

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Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

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Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?

He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)

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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?

They are too short to get into any other type of car.

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What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s probably yours!

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Why are Mexicans so short?

When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.

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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

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30th November 2008

Mexican is taking a shower


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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?

A miracle.

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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.

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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.

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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?

Jail Break.

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30th November 2008

mexican cookbook


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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

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What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)

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30th November 2008

mexican basketball


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What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don’t mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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30th November 2008

stop a Mexican tank


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How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?

Chingos

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30th November 2008

4 Mexicans in quicksand


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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

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Why can’t mexicans be firemen?

They can’t tell the difference between jose and hose b

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