30th November 2008

Mexican without a lawn mower


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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.

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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

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30th November 2008

Mexican invention


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What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it’s probably yours!

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Why are Mexicans so short?

When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”

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