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Funny Hindi Sms-08

Hum duva karate hai rab se ki vo,

Aap jaisa dost na banaye,

Ek cartoon jaisi cheej hai hamare paas,

Kahi vo be common na ho jaye.

Funny Hindi Sms-07

Tere ishq me is tarah vakt bita rahe hai,

Tere ishq me is tarah vakt bita rahe hai,

Kabhi pija to kabi ice cream kha rahe hai.

Funny Hindi Sms-06

Yun to hum hai brahmachaaree,Jahan dekhi naari,

Wahan aankh maari.Pat gayee to hamaari,

Varana feer se banake brahmachari,

Next ki karate hai taiyari.

Funny Hindi Sms-05

Akhion se akhian mila meri rani,

Akhion se akhian mila meri rani,

Teri bhai aankh kaani,

Meri dhai aankh kaani.

Funny Hindi Sms-04

Apane husan par mat naaj kar o pagali,

hume bhi pata hai tu roj lagati hai fair and lovely.

Funny Hindi Sms-03

Jab jab hume pyas lagati hai,

Unake aane ki aas lagati hai,

Unaki diwanagi me hum ho gaye itane pagal,

Ki har ladki ki ma hume apani sas lagati hai.

Funny Hindi Sms-02

Ramchandra ji kahe gaye siya se,

Aisa kalyug aayega,

Dono taraf se SMS honge,

Phone koi nahi milayega.

Funny Hindi Sms-01

Sawan aate he murjhaye hue

Ful bhi khil jaate hai

Sms free kya hue

Aap jaise ulu bhi shayar ban jaate hai.

Arz kiya hai

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka pc kiya hai chaaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitani files daaloo

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

Regards:Sonia

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Funny hindi sms and shayaries

ZINDAGI KI RAHON ME BAHUT SE YAR MILENGE
HUM KYA HUMSE BHI ACHHE HAZEER MILENGE
IN ACHHON KI BHID ME HAMEIN NA BHULA DENA
HUM KAHAN TUMHE BAAR-BAAR MILENGE

 

Dena hai meri Aankho ko to aisi Risayi de,
Main Aaina bhi dekhun to tu dikhai de,
Dariya mein to lakh katre hain magar,
Katra wahi jisme sara dariya dikhayi de,
Kya husn kya jamal hai tera,
tu bheed mein bhi jaye to tanha dikhai de.

 

Bewafaa wo nahi hum hi kharab hai….
Zeher ki Jaroorat nahi mar jayenge Sharaab se….
Kaante mehsoos hi nahi hote kyunki,
Hame Pyaar hi itna tha Us Gulaab se…

 
Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi
Ho mat udaas kabhi baat bhi hogi
Itne pyar se dosti ki hai
Insha Allah zindagi rahi to
Mulaqat bhi hogi…


Kaise kahu ki tumse milne ki chahat nahi
Beqraar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi
Bhula dete magar kya karu aise pyare dost ko
Bhul jane ki dil ko aadat nahi

 
hum haste hai tho woh samjthe hai humain aadat hai muskurane ki
Nadan hai woh kya jane yeh aadat hai gum bolone ki

Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu
mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta,
par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein
zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta

chiragon agar noor na hota..tanha dil itna majboor na hota…hum
aapse milne roz hi aajaate..agar aapka aashiyana humse itna door na hota

 

Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum,
jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko
hoto se na woh keh sake na hum…
kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki,
ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki,
chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki,
apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki

 

Ek ladki thi deewani si
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Mobile lekar chalti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai
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aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

 

                                                                 Best Regards:

                                                                 Ateeq


Funny hindi sms and shayaries


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