13th May 2009

SCOOTER KI TAKKAR


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EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER KI HALKI  SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.

 

WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA –

“KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?”

 

“KYA KARU…. PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI….

ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?”

SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.

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13th May 2009

Do Dost


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EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ” MAI KUCHH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,

 

JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”

DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”

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13th May 2009

AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA


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SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -

“BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”

 

ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI

NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”

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13th May 2009

MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI


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DOCTOR NE MARIJ SE PUCHHA-

“AAPKO KYA SHIKAYAT HAI?”

 

MARIJ NE BATAYA- “DOCTOR SAHAB,

MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI.”

 

DOCTOR NE SUJAV DIYA- “TO AAP AISA KIYA KIJIYE,

PAHLE SO LIYA KIJIYE AUR PHIR KHANA KHAYA KIJIYE.”

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12th February 2009

Tumhari ankhe lal lal kyon hai


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Sheela ki lal lal ankhe dekhkar usaki saheli

ne pucha – Tumhari ankhe lal lal kyon hai?                                

 

Sheela - Mere pati bimar hai.

 

Saheli - Lekin unake lie to tumane koi nars

rakhi hui hai.

 

Sheela – Han rakhi hai isilie to mujhe

raatbhar jagana padata hai.

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7th February 2009

Smile Please


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If kisses were water

If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine..

 

 

Smile a while

Smile a while,
While u smile,
smile another smile,
soon there will be miles,
and miles of smiles is just u smile,
i hope ur day is full of smiles…….

 

 

Smiling is infectious

Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I”d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it”s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth

 

 

 

Today I Gave some

Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.
She will be visiting u soon.
plz attend her properly.
I asked to stay with you forever.
Her name is SMILE…

 

 

 

“I long to accomplish a great and noble task,
but it is my chief duty to accomplish small
tasks as if they were great and noble.”
- Helen Keller

Girl and boy were sitting alone
Boy started touching the girl.
Girl: don’t touch me.
Touch me only after marriage.
Boy: OK
then call me when you are married.

Wife: suno ji, aap ko sab se zayada
kiya acha lagta ha?
meri beauty
ya
meri akalmandi?
Husband: mujhe to ye tumhari ye
mazak karne ki adaat sab se zayada achi lagti hai.

Dua milay badon say.
Support milay apno say,
Khushiyan milay jag say,
Pyar milay sab say,
Daulat milay rab say,
Yahi dua hai dil say,
Naya saal mubarak ho
aap sab ko hamari taraf say.

Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

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26th July 2008

Dimag Ka Pura Dahi


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Dimag Ka Pura Dahi

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Dimag Ka Pura Dahi

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24th July 2008

Hindi humor


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This mail is posted by From: Shweta Gupta shweta.guptaa@gmail.com
at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes

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10th July 2008

Garib pe essay


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Garib pe essay

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Garib pe essay

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27th June 2008

At last Preity Zinta in IPL after Match .


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“BHAVIN. D. RAJGOR”

 

NEW’S OF I-P-L Match’s

 

 

“Pata Hai Match Khatam hone Ke Baad
“Preity-Zinta” kya KAr Rahi Thi” ?
Watch it !

 

Preity Zinta after IPL
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U Can’t Even Imagine “Woh Chillar Gin Rahi Thi”

 

 

 

This Was The Only Change-Money she Had, Jisse Woh Ghar Pahuchne Wali Thi !

 

he…he…he…he…he..he..he….he….he…he…he…he…

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