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Ek photographer ke pass ek aurat aai aur
boli - Maine apane miya se kaha tha ki topi
pahankar photo mat khinchana lekin topi
utarana bul gaye.Kya aap yeh topi hata
sakate hain?

Photographer Ne Kaha - Ji han lekin aap
yah to bataiye ki aapke shauhar sidhi mang
nikalate hain yan ulati?

Aurat Boli - Jab aap topi utarenge tab khud
dekh lijiyega

BETA: PAPA APKI SHADI MAJBURI ME HUI THI NA ?
PAPA: JI APKO KAISE PATA?

BETA: WO ACTULLY APKI SHADI AUR MERI  D O B
ME SIRF 6 MAHINE KA HI FARK HAI NA.

Patni(Pati Se) – Meri to koi santan nahi hai isliye

sochti hun ki apani sari  jaydad kisi sadhu ko daan

kar dun.

Yah sunkar pati uthakar jane laga.

Patni – Tum  Kahan ja rahe ho?

Pati(Gambirta Se) – Sadhu banana

Police ne raat ke 1 baje sharab ke nashe main 

tunn ek aadmi ko pakad kar pucha..

Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..?

Aadmi - Main sharab peene ke dush parinam 

per lecture sunne ja raha hun…

Police - Itni raat main tumhe kaun lecture dega..?

Aadmi - Mere biwi…

Flower + Bee         =  A BEAUTIFUL scene

Star + Moon          =  A ROMANTIC evening

Rain + Monsoon    =  A LOVELY weather

YOU + Your smile =  Tussi bhi na………..dara dete ho….

1 Aadmi ne kaha ki aise zindagi se toh maut achhi…

Achanak Yamdoot aa gaye..or bole…

“Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”

Aadmi- Lo batao,

Ab Insaan mazak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya…?