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EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER KI HALKI  SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.

WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA –

“KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?”

“KYA KARU…. PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI….

ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?”

SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.

EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ” MAI KUCHH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,

JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”

DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”

SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -

“BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”

ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI

NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”

DOCTOR NE MARIJ SE PUCHHA-

“AAPKO KYA SHIKAYAT HAI?”

MARIJ NE BATAYA- “DOCTOR SAHAB,

MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI.”

DOCTOR NE SUJAV DIYA- “TO AAP AISA KIYA KIJIYE,

PAHLE SO LIYA KIJIYE AUR PHIR KHANA KHAYA KIJIYE.”

An mexican man goes to the job centre looking for a job… ” We’ve only one job. It’s at Billy Smarts Circus as a lion tamer”  woman said at the job centre.

“I can’t do that” says Paddy “It’s easy, just go down there and Billy will take you through it” woman replied…

So , the next day Paddy goes down to the circus, go in the cage and Billy will takes Paddy through step-by-step. Three enourmous lions come towards Paddy… “Crack the whip” Billy says “Crack the whip” So Paddy cracks it and they continue approaching. “Hurray ..what do I do” “Crack it twice, That always works” So he cracks it twice. Lions continue coming… Paddy instructs ” Go in the corner and pick up th sh*t” “Where, There is none” paddy replies “There will be” Replied Billy

Mat Dekh Koi Insaan Kitna Gunhegaar Hai,

Ye Dekh Ki Woh Tere Saath Waffadar Kitna Hai.

Ye Mat Dekh Ki Usko Kisse Nafrat Kitni Hai,

Yeh Dekh Ki Usey Tujhse Pyar Kitna Hai

HAR ARZU HAMESHA ADHURI NAHI HOTI,

DOSTO ME KABHI DURI NAHI HOTI,

JINKE DIL ME APP JAISE DOST REHTE HO,

UNKE LIYE TO DHADKAN BHI JARURI NAHI HOTI

ZINDGI GUZAR NE KA BAHANA DHUNDTE HE,

KHATAM NA HO KABHI WO PAIMANA DHUNDTE HAI,

HOSH ME TO TADPENGE RAAT DIN,

JO HOSH NA ANE DE WO, WO MAIKHANA DHUNDTE HAI.

DUKH ME WO KINARA KAR GAYI,

HASTI HUI ZINDGI KO BESAHARA KAR GAYI,

KABHI ROKA KARTI THI HAME PINE SE,

AJJ JATE JATE BOTAL KI AUR ISHARA KAR GAYI.

NA ZINDAGI MILI NA WAFA MILI,

KYU HAR KHUSI HAMSE KHAFA MILI,

JUTHI MUSKAN LIYE DARD CHUPATE RAHE,

SACHA PYAR KARNE KI KYA KHUB SAZA MILI HAME.