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20th December 2010

Optical Illusions


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Optical Illusions

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19th December 2010

Decorate your Pc Screen


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19th December 2010

Decorate your Pc Screen


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17th December 2010

Krishna Kanahiya Lal Ki Jai


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Krishna Kanahiya Lal Ki Jai

 

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13th May 2009

SCOOTER KI TAKKAR


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EK BAHUT MOTE AADAMI KO SCOOTER KI HALKI  SI TAKKAR LAG GAI.

 

WAH SCOOTER CHALAK PAR BIGADKAR BOLA –

“KYO BE, THODA-SA BACHKAR NAHI CHAL SAKTA THA?”

 

“KYA KARU…. PETROL BAHUT MAHENGA HAI….

ITNA LAMBA CHAKKAR KAHA TAK KATATAA?”

SCOOTER CHALAK NE KAHA.

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13th May 2009

Do Dost


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EK DOST DUSRE DOST SE APANI PATNI KI DHOKHE BAJI KE BARE ME BATATE HUE BOLA- ” MAI KUCHH DINO KE LIYE BAHAR GAYA THA - AUR JAB MAI GHAR AAYA TO MAINE APNI PATNI KO APNE HI DOST KE SATH BADROOM ME DEKHA,

 

JABKI MAINE USE APNE LAUTNE KA SMS BHI BHEJA THA, TUM HI BATAO, ISE KYA KAHENGE?”

DUSRA DOST BOLA- “YAHI KI SHAYAD USE TUMHARA SMS NAHI MILA.”

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13th May 2009

AGAR BILLI NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA


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SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -

“BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”

 

ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI

NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”

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13th May 2009

MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI


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DOCTOR NE MARIJ SE PUCHHA-

“AAPKO KYA SHIKAYAT HAI?”

 

MARIJ NE BATAYA- “DOCTOR SAHAB,

MAI KHATA HU TO MUJE NIND AA JATI HAI.”

 

DOCTOR NE SUJAV DIYA- “TO AAP AISA KIYA KIJIYE,

PAHLE SO LIYA KIJIYE AUR PHIR KHANA KHAYA KIJIYE.”

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29th March 2009

only one job left


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An mexican man goes to the job centre looking for a job… ” We’ve only one job. It’s at Billy Smarts Circus as a lion tamer”  woman said at the job centre.

“I can’t do that” says Paddy “It’s easy, just go down there and Billy will take you through it” woman replied…

So , the next day Paddy goes down to the circus, go in the cage and Billy will takes Paddy through step-by-step. Three enourmous lions come towards Paddy… “Crack the whip” Billy says “Crack the whip” So Paddy cracks it and they continue approaching. “Hurray ..what do I do” “Crack it twice, That always works” So he cracks it twice. Lions continue coming… Paddy instructs ” Go in the corner and pick up th sh*t” “Where, There is none” paddy replies “There will be” Replied Billy

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14th March 2009

Yeh Dekh Ki Usey Tujhse Pyar Kitna Hai


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Mat Dekh Koi Insaan Kitna Gunhegaar Hai,


Ye Dekh Ki Woh Tere Saath Waffadar Kitna Hai.


Ye Mat Dekh Ki Usko Kisse Nafrat Kitni Hai,


Yeh Dekh Ki Usey Tujhse Pyar Kitna Hai

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